7 Things That Happen When You Go On A Social Media Cleanse

To go on a social media cleanse for a week is not everybody’s cuppa tea! It needs strength of will and character, and a really messed up mind for one to dare take up such a purifying task. 

So a week back, someone (read, someone special) I have taken a liking to did a brutal turnaround, and my peace of mind fell victim to a game of Russian 'Love' Roulette! I yearned for a comfortable place to wallow in and some dusting of ‘inner peace’! So I took to a week-long cleanse—a social media cleanse! 

But then starts the side effects. Here’s a few to be warned of.

1. Your fingers start twitching desperately. 

     

    Your fingers be like a druggie without your smartphone. You start missing the smooth touch of your 'smart ass' phone!

2. Notifications desert you.

You want to dismiss Bae! So you look forward to your bros and chickas to pump you up, between bouts of 'leave-me-alone-for-heaven's-sake' mode. But dammit! there's no scope for notifications. You are just left to syncing your email a dozen times in a minute. Self-esteem plummets at it's lowest low. 'I-am-not-important-enough' mode is on.

3. You become a sad, but creepy stalker.

You hope for crush to miss you, but there are no messages or calls! You are clueless. You roundly end up stalking your crush online (incognito mode). All social accounts stalked at least five times a day.

4. Dangers of drunk texting!

When you can't get enough of stalking your crush, you drunk text your crush! Well because all the other modes of stalking are just plain useless.

5. On the plus side, you get to eat warm food!

Social media absence accounts for zero fancy food photographs and the no risk of drool dripping out of your mouth. You enjoy lots of scrumptious satisfying meals that are eaten while still warm.

6. You undergo Selfie-withdrawal Complex.

A rather difficult problem, but you slowly start realising how much your skulking personality, racoon eyes and mopey looks are bad recipes for selfies. What do you do when your membership of the selfie nursery (social media platforms) have been taken away. You go to a shrink to get over 'selfie-withdrawal complex'.

7. The Epiphanic moment — Life is okay without Memes 

You suddenly realize the lame ass memes on social media are half as funny as the amazeball funny friends you have. You wonder how did you miss this for so long!

10 Situations that People with Small Feet Know Best!

Who do you blame when you grow up to see that your body and mind had developed and grown both in size and matter, but your feet haven't? None, but your genes and indispensable fate! Here's a few curated situations  that only people with short feet will familiar with. 

1. Your feet are so awkwardly small that finding shoes of your size is a rare thing in your life!

 Most shoe brands don't make shoes of your size. You are one of those who believe in couture items!

2. Buying shoes online is a serious joke to you!

Nothing can be more sad than to see your friends buy shoes online. Your is size is just unavailable. You comfort yourself with kids' shoes.

3. You have to live with the shame of buying shoes from the kids' section throughout your life, may be even after you become a mother!

You walk into the kids' section and pretend to nonchalantly look for shoes for your nephew or niece. Be careful to avoid the salesmen before sneaking your feet in the little shoes to check the fit.

4. You follow the latest trends in kids' shoes.

Nothing can be more disappointing than to know that latest trends and styles in foot ware can add no colour to your life. You've got to follow the kids' trends!

5. You have to give every shoe sale a miss!

You can't help! There's hardly anything you will find that will fit you. You can't express your fetish for shoes even if you want to!

6. Insoles are your real friends.

Can't find a size smaller or bigger? Insoles are there to rescue you. You know them best - brands, types, sizes, uses. Just everything about them!

7. As much as you like weddings, you dread the day you will get married. Where will you find stilettos to fit your size?

It's a nightmare every time you think of the day you have to go shopping with your in-laws for your wedding.

8. When normal socks don't fit you, you have to wear baby socks.

When kids' shoes are near at hand, how can baby socks be far away?

9. You have to unquestionably bear forever in your life the wondrous look of people when they say 'You have such small feet!'

You just learn to take it in your stride with a pinch of salt.

10. However, you ace it all when you say,'None of my shoes go missing because none ever fit others!'

Who would dare answer to this? Everyone's had their share of the 'lost shoe' experience.